Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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