Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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