i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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