Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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