Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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