You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
