Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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