i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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