so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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