If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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