I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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