redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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