who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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