So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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