Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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