She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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