So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
