Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
