My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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