This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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