ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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