So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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