You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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