people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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