He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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