So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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