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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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