I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I look better un-naked...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants