Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.