my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night