Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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