It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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