I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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