u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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