sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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