Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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