Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i barfeds in our rink
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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