that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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