You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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