Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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