real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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