I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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