David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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