So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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