There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I am one with the molecules
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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