just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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