i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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