I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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