i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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