how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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