party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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