I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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