eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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