Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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